Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

RANGERS

"Ooh you numbskulls, you're giving me a HEADACHE!!!" -Kimberly (as Rita)

"Guess who's back?" -Tommy (as the White Ranger)

"Man, you guys are the best!" -Tommy (about his surprise party)
"Yeah, well I think that your surprise was more of a surprise... than our surprise!" -Jason

"Hey, I thought you knew what you were doing!" -Tommy
"I do." -Saba
"Yeah? You sure could've fooled me." -Tommy

"All I'm worried about is how we're going to get all these souvenirs home." -Aisha
"How about a tugboat?" -Rocky

"Will somebody come back to Earth and pick me up 'cause I'm really lost." -Kimberly

"I can't believe it. Santa's house." -Tommy
"This is cool." -Aisha
"Cool? I'm freezing!" -Rocky

"If you were Bulk and Skull where would you go?" -Jason
"Ugh, don't even mention such a horror." -Kimberly

"Back off, fang-face!" -Jason
"The good guys are here!" -Zack
"Get off our planet!" -Billy
"'Cause we're the Power Rangers!" -Trini
"And we're not backing down!" -Kimberly

"You were right, Kimberly! The performers assembled to create this harmonious tune transcend all predecessors to this genre of music!" -Billy (listening to a portable tape player)
"Translation, please?" -Kimberly
"He likes the music." -Trini

"Whose side are you on, anyway?" -Rocky
"I'm on the side of true love." -Adam
"Oh please, you're gonna make me lose my lunch." -Rocky

"We're back, and we're ready to morph into action!" -Jason
"Six working together to fight evil!" -Tommy
"And stop Rita!" -Zack
"And all her messy monsters!" -Billy
"From destroying our planet Earth!" -Trini
"And ruling the universe with evil!" -Kimberly
"Look out Rita, we're not backing down! 'Cause we're the..." -Jason
"Power Rangers!" -All Six

"Hey Bulk, remember the first time we faced danger together?" -Skull
"Y'mean the time we tried to make ice cream and set your dad's mustache on fire?" -Bulk
"Oh yeah, almost forgot about that..." -Skull

"If I don't get the candle, Tommy will lose his powers." -Jason
"If we don't get to him now, he could lose his life." -Zack

"What? Putties can drive? *gets run over by a Putty-driven car* Yep, they can drive!" -Jason

"I love fairy tales. I've always wanted to be a princess, and get rescued by a handsome prince on a white horse." -Kimberly
"Well... how about a white tiger?" -Tommy
"That would work." -Kimberly

"You know there was a moment back there when I almost gave up. But then I realized, it's not just the costume and powers that give me strength. It's who and what I am inside the really empowers me." -Tommy

"I am the Falcon, just and able." -Tommy

ALLIES/FRIENDS

"Welcome, Power Rangers! This promises to be a momentous occasion. You are about to meet the newest member of your team. As you are aware, the Green Ranger's power was completely decimated by his last few battles. Alpha and I felt it was time to create an even more powerful Ranger to combat Lord Zedd and his diabolical evil. To that end, a candidate was selected, and a new Power Ranger was created. And now, my friends, I present to you...the White Ranger!" -Zordon

"This is better than cable TV, and cheaper, too!" -Alpha 5 (watching the Viewing Globe)

[Alpha's been turned evil and is acting up in the Command Center.]
"Stop this foolishnes at once, Alpha!" -Zordon
"No way, egghead! I'm just getting started fooling with you! *a moustache appears on Zordon's face* What a difference! You're a brand new head! Now lets see what a little color will do for you! *a flower ring appears around Zordon's head*" -Alpha 5
"This is no time for fun and games, Alpha. Get these flowers off me!" -Zordon
"How about a little hair? *hair sprouts out of Zordon's head*" -Alpha 5
"Obviously you've malfunctioned. You need help!" -Zordon
"Hmm, something is still missing...I know! How about some glasses! *half-circle spectacles appear on Zordon's face*" -Alpha 5
"Alpha, you must reprogram yourself and get the Rangers back!" -Zordon
"And spoil the party? No way, Jose!" -Alpha 5

"Alpha, you know the theatre is a vortex. The Rangers' powers will not work there." -Zordon
"Of course I know that! Know what else I know? Working for you is a real drag! In fact I quit! And while we're on the subject, how come none of this stupid discount equipment ever works, huh? *kicks the console which starts to smoke* Uh! See what I mean?" -Alpha 5

"Alpha, tell me what happened to you outside. Perhaps I can help." -Zordon
"I don't need your help, baldie!" -Alpha 5

"Why have you put your friends in such danger?" -Zordon
"Friends?! Teleporting here and there, having all the fun, getting all the glory, well it's my turn to be famous now! I'll go down in history as the one who destroyed the Power Rangers!" -Alpha 5

"I still can't believe I imprisoned the Power Rangers and de-energized you, Zordon." -Alpha 5
"It wasn't really you that did it. Believe me, I didn't care for the evil Alpha." -Zordon
"Well, I'm glad I'm who I was again before I was... I mean, I'm the him who was... oh, ai yi yi!" -Alpha 5

"With the Rangers out of the way, and no Zordon, the Command Center will be mine, all mine! Ooh, I think I like this bad guy stuff!" -Alpha 5

"Is your species ticklish?" -Aurico (tickling a Tengu's foot)

[Kimberly wins the school election.]
"You did vote for me, didn't you?" -Bulk
"I really liked Kimberly's speech." -Skull

"Older than time itself, Man has always known the calling. Light of the light, strength of the soul, ignite this eternal power inside of me. I am Ninja! I am pure of heart, body, mind, and spirit. Join with me now as I become one with the Power of Ninja!" -Ninjor

"Teleport to us five overbearing and over-emotional humans." -Zordon
"No, not that! Not... teenagers!" -Alpha 5

"All hail Lord Zedd." -Bulk
"All hail Lord Fred." -Skull

"The two things I hate most: Books and dweebs." -Bulk

"Turn around and fight like a... hey, what are you?" -Ninjor

"Watch where you're going! Who taught you how to drive?" -Bulk
"No one! How am I doing?" -Skull
"You drive like a maniac!" -Bulk
"Thank you." -Skull

"We're gonna be history!" -Bulk
"Y'mean like famous?" -Skul
"No, I mean like dust!" -Bulk

"Bulk, I'm still not sure I wanna be a fireman. I think my calling is in politics." -Skull
"You nitwit. Alright, I'm gonna explain this one last time. Where there's smoke, there's fire. Where there's fire, there's trouble. Where there's trouble, there's the Power Rangers! Y'get it?" -Bulk
"I'm sure I will someday." -Skull

"Y'know Bulky, I've been thinkin'..." -Skull
"Careful, you're not very good at it." -Bulk

"Danger! Danger! It's the big one, I know it! We'll all be destroyed!" -Alpha 5
"Calm down, Alpha. It's Rita, and she's attacking the planet." -Zordon

"Looks like trouble. Better contact the Rangers. Wait. I don't need the Rangers to save a little boy. I can do it by myself! Pasta la pizza, baby! Alpha Ranger to the rescue!" -Alpha 5 (about a boy lost in the park)

"May the Power protect you." -Zordon

"I can be your best friend, boys. Or I can be your worst nightmare. The decision's up to you. But in the meantime, I suggest that you move it! Move it, move it, move it, MOVE IT!" -Det. Stone

"My years of police experience and keen instinct tell me darkness can only mean one thing." -Det. Stone
"Uh... that Daylight Savings Time is over, Sir?" -Skull

"Oh yeah, we bad." -Ninjor

"Hey Skull, how long we been working?" -Bulk
"'Bout ten minutes." -Skull
"That's long enough. Time for a break." -Bulk

"Don't worry, there'll always be an Alpha 6 if something should happen to me." -Alpha 5

"A journey into your heritage will always bring a rich reward." -Delphine

"Hey, Bulky. Do you think the Alien Rangers could beat Darth Vader?" -Young Skull
"You dimwit! Darth Vader is just pretend. The Alien Rangers are real!" -Young Bulk
"Oh, right, I forgot. ..... How 'bout a Klingon?" -Young Skull

"Hey there home-boy, home-girl. What's happenin' in the hood?" -Alpha 5

ENEMIES

"Unbelievable, Goldar! Once again, you have snatched defeat from out of the jaws of victory!" -Lord Zedd

"Oh, great. A human Squatt and Baboo!" -Rita Repulsa (about Bulk & Skull)

"Even if you don't have a dime, you're in for a head-spinning good time! *turns the Blue, Yellow, and Pink Rangers into Pachinko balls* Come, one and all, let's have a ball! Have a ball! Don'tcha get it? If not, don't sweat it!" -Pachinko Head

"Finster you've done it! I don't look a day over 11,000!" -Rita Repulsa (after she's "de-aged")

"Here I come, moon! I hope I don't land on my head like I did last time! How do you steer this thing anyways?! *she crashes* Hoh-hoh-ho, my aching back! I really got to put some safety seats in this baby!" -Rita Repulsa (landing on the moon)

"Unhappy, my dear?" -Lord Zedd
"Completely!" -Rita Repulsa
"Oh, isn't that nice!" -Soccadillo

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today today to join these two gargoyles in holy matrimony. Does anyone here know of a reason why these two shouldn't be joined?" -Finster
"Yes, now that you mention it, I think I'd like to..." -Goldar
"Aw, can it! *hits Goldar with her bouquet*" -Rita Repulsa"Whoa!" -Soccadillo
"Do you, Lord Zedd, master of the universe, take Rita Repulsa to be your lawfully wedded wife?" -Finster
"I do!" -Lord Zedd
"And do you, Rita..." -Finster
"Yes! I mean, I do!" -Rita Repulsa
"Excellent! Now, who has the ring?" -Finster
"The ring?" -Goldar
"You're holding it, meathead! Here you go, Zedd-ikins, put this on!" -Rita Repulsa
"By the power vested in me, by Lord Zedd, I now pronounce you husband and fright... I mean, wife. Go ahead and kiss!" -Finster
"Come here, my little prickly pear!" -Lord Zedd
"Do I have to?" -Rita Repulsa
"Yes!" -Finster
"Don't they make an ugly couple?" -Baboo
"It's all like a nightmare come true! I'm all verklempt!" -Squatt

"You know what I always say; When in doubt, just wing it!" -Peckster

"Let's see you keep your cool, when I turn up the heat!" -Saliguana

"Don't try those cheap tricks with me, Power Rangers! The mole is on a roll!" -Dramole

"I'm not afraid of your little shish-kebab skewer!!" -Grumble Bee (about the Megazord)

"Okay, Ed" -Rito
"It's Zedd! Z-E-D-D! Zedd!" -Lord Zedd

"Oooh. I want a day off." -Rita Repulsa
"But, you must lead us to victory." -Goldar
"I don't want to. You do it." -Rita Repulsa
"Yes, my queen." -Goldar

"Oooh. They give me such a headache. Oooh. Oooh." -Rita Repulsa (about the Power Rangers)

"Y'know, picking out a present for you has never been easy. Remember when Mom and Dad got you that little fire-breathing dragon, but you really wanted that cute little planet, so you used the dragon to burn the house down?" -Rito

"Quiet, I'm thinking." -Goldar
"You must find that painful." -Rito

"Haha, I love this badguy stuff!" -Rito

"You are only human, and no mere human is a match for Goldar!" -Goldar

"So, do you two think I should send the Green Ranger?" -Rita Repulsa
"I think I don't know what I think, your Evilness!" -Squatt
"No! Send me, I wanna go!" -Scorpina
"Well, I could go with Baboo." Squatt
"Oh, shut up!" -Scorpina

"How long have we been married, anyway?" -Rita Repulsa
"My unhappiness is so complete, it feels like a mere matter of moments. Does it feel that way to you, my little sour apple?" -Lord Zedd
"Seems more like a century." -Rita Repulsa

"Nothin' but cold, rocky crevasses without a drop of water inside. Oh, what a nice neighborhood. Couldn't be better!" -Rito (about the Moon)

"I found one of the Formant Dords! I mean, the Dormant Zords!" -Squatt

"She can't steal the Coin with those people around!" -Rita Repulsa
"We need that Coin to get into the Ninja Zord!" -Lord Zedd
"Well, create a diversion!" -Rito
"Brilliant! You've finally proven yourself to be more than just a bag of bones, Rito." -Lord Zedd
"Well y'know, I'm always tryin', Ed." -Rito
"It's "Zedd", you calcium-head!" -Lord Zedd

"I will not fail again!" -Rita Repulsa
"QUIET! Those Power Rangers are nothing but mere infants! You were defeated by children! You dare call yourself an Empress of Evil? You have made me very angry! Your days of control are over, there will be no other chances." -Lord Zedd
"Can't we talk?" -Rita Repulsa
"Silence! I have spoken." -Lord Zedd

"This is incredible! Of all the insufferable, wretched, dispicable, unbelievably stupid maneuvers! You said you could do it. Rita said you could do it! Rito Revolto, weren't you going to put an end to the Power Rangers?" -Lord Zedd

"I am the greatest warrior of all time." -Goldar (on Earth)
"I can't believe that dimwit just said that." -Lord Zedd (on the Moon)

"I am Lord Zedd, Identify yourself." -Lord Zedd
"Excellency, surely you remember me? Goldar, your faithful servant." -Goldar
"Ah yes, Goldar. The grovelling one." -Lord Zedd

"Your spineless, sniveling attitude leads me to believe you'd serve me well." -Lord Zedd (to Goldar)

"May I suggest sending a group of putties to attack the rangers? They're weak and out in the open." -Goldar
"Your putties are as useless to me as you are!" -Lord Zedd

"I don't like being outsmarted by insignificant humans... even if they do have special powers!" -Lord Zedd

"When is a Ranger not a Ranger? When his image is scattered to bits. And a Ranger is in danger when his memory is on the... on the..." -Lord Zedd
"...On the fritz?" -Squatt
"I would've gotten it!" -Lord Zedd
"Yeah, in a couple of million years, maybe." -Squatt

"I am Lord Zedd, Emperor of all I seek!" -Lord Zedd

"Z-E-D-D! My name is LORD ZEDD!" -Lord Zedd
"Oh, it's "Zedd!" I got it, Ed." -Rito

"So I failed once. Big deal. Rita and Zedd have tried to conquer the Earth over a hundred times, and they've never come close." -Master Vile

"I detect a sudden weakness in the Morphing Grid." -Lord Zedd
"Our armies have been getting stronger, my Lord. I knew if we kept--" -Goldar
"Silence, you fool! It is more than that! The Morphing Grid's balance is maintained by the constant struggle between Zordon and myself." -Lord Zedd
"Maybe Zordon finally gave up." -Goldar

[Master Vile's permenantly defeated the Power Rangers.]
"I can't believe the old coot did it! You know what this means, don't you? I'll never hear the end of it! He'll just go on, and on..." -Lord Zedd
"Don't fret, Zeddy! Why not think of this as a learning experience? Now, let's get into the act before we miss all the fun!" -Rita Repulsa
"Yes, I guess you're right, my dear. It is time we had some fun, isn't it? Without those Power Rangers in our way, this world is ours for the taking!" -Lord Zedd

"Where is the old coot? I haven't seen him for days!" -Lord Zedd (about Master Vile)
"That's because he's been busy." -Rita Repulsa
"Busy doing what?" -Goldar
"Yes, what? I didn't think anything could be important to him, except driving me out of my mind!" -Lord Zedd

"The Orb of Doom, when placed properly on the Earth, will cause the planet to freeze on its axis." -Master Vile
"So the Earth stops spinning. Big deal." -Lord Zedd

"Victory is fun!" -Lord Zedd

"There are so many of us, and so few of them! Why can't we defeat them, why?" -Goldar

"You got me Tenga Warriors? I could kiss you!... If you weren't so ugly." -Rita Repulsa

"Everyone, spread out and hide! Hey, you guys are taking all the good spots! No fair! Me first, me first!" -Rito
"You're the decoy, remember? We're the only ones that are supposed to hide!" -Fighting Flea
"Oh, yeah. What was I thinking? I'm the decoy, I'm the decoy..." -Rito
"What a doofus." -Fighting Flea

"Hey, Rita! Whaddya think of your baby brother now?" -Rito (to Rita; after destroying the Thunder Zords)

"If this strange Earth custom called Halloween means monsters, then I should be hailed as the King of Halloween!" -Lord Zedd

"Ahh, teenage love is in the air. How sickening." -Lord Zedd

"Magic Wand, make my monster grow!" -Rita Repulsa

"Zedd baby, you may be ugly, but you sure know how to show a ghoul a bad time!" -Rita Repulsa

"So, Rocky likes to have fun? I'll fix it so that's all he wants to have!" -Lord Zedd
"But why?" -Goldar
"Why? Fool! Because while that Pachinko-Playing Power Pest is having fun, the Rangers will be at less than full strength, allowing me to destroy them!" -Lord Zedd

"Ya got rocks in your head?" -Goldar
"No, there's nothing in my head." -Rito

"I'm gonna show those Teenage Mutants what a full-grown turtle can do!" -Shellshock

"I will throw the world's greatest Halloween bash. It will be magnificent!" -Lord Zedd
"Do we get to dress up? I've always wanted to be Little Bo Peep!" -Baboo

"You'll never defeat me, Rangers! I'll return when you least expect it! You haven't seen the last of Master Vile!" -Master Vile

"The Power Rangers will become the Power-less Rangers, as they are once again reduced to children! They will be unable to defend themselves against our awesome forces!" -Master Vile
"Heh, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, Dad, but we tried this once before, and it didn't work then, either!" -Lord Zedd
"Been there, done that. What are ya, new?" -Goldar

"What a beautiful day for a walk through downtown Angel Grove." -Hatchasaurus

"I take back what I said about your brother. He's not a fool, he's a brainless twit!" -Lord Zedd (to Rita; about Rito)

"Sometimes I really hate being a badguy." -Finster

"Ah, look, sheer terror and desperation. I love it. Ha ha, this is better than big-time space wrestling! A monster on Earth and not a Ranger in sight." -Lord Zedd

"What is it this time, Finster - a monster that blows itself up?" -Lord Zedd

"ZEDD!" -Rita Repulsa
"Grah! Blasted woman... that voice of hers could peel paint!" -Lord Zedd

"You married Lord Zedd? You couldn't marry someone who had a skull?" -Master Vile (to Rita)

"You always were an ungrateful, rotten, little brat!" -Master Vile
"You never understood me!" -Rita Repulsa
"Whatever." -Master Vile

"Bah. Another pretender to my throne." -Lord Zedd (about Master Vile)
"Well, I'd watch him." -Rita Repulsa
"I'll watch him..." -Lord Zedd
"You will?" -Rita Repulsa
"Watch him fail!" -Lord Zedd

"Will you fight or flea?" -Fighting Flea

"Finally! The Earth will be all mine!" -Rita Repulsa
"What did you say?" -Lord Zedd
"I mean, "All ours."" -Rita Repulsa

"The Zords were no match for this monster. Serpentera was a celestial vehicle with a complete aresenal of weaponry. We were more than ready to defeat the Power Rangers!" -Lord Zedd

"Are all those "Hi-yahs" really necessary?" -Lord Zedd

"Bravo, Rangers! You work on your harmony, and I'll work on creating disharmony. It's time for your sappy singing to end... forever!" -Master Vile

"You six wouldn't even make a full meal!" -Pirantishead (to the Rangers)

GROUP

"Your instruction will now begin. Kneel to me as your master teacher." -Goldar
"Forget it! You should be kneeling to me!" -Kimberly (as Rita; before whacking him over the head with her wand.)

"We thought you were under a spell!" -Trini
"The spell didn't work. Quick, get my communicator and morpher." -Kimberly
"You'll have to get through me first!" -Goldar
"Gladly! Hiyah!" -Billy
"Yeah, go get 'em, Goldar!" -Squatt
[Billy kicks Goldar, sending him backwards.]
"Uh, why are you back so quick?" -Squatt

"You know what they say: All work, and no play..." -Pachinko Head
"...makes for a very dull day!" -Rocky
"That's right! No need to fight!" -Pachinko Head

"Hey, gizmohead, catch this! *throws a frisbee*" -Tommy
"Don't you worry, watch me hurry! Your throw is no match for what I can catch!" -Pachinko Head

"Rangers, step right up, and try your luck!" -Pachinko Head
"Oh, man, It's a big pachinko head!" -Billy
"Absolutely right! Hey, you're bright!" -Pachinko Head

"What are you waiting for Rangers; A change in the weather?" -Peckster
"Maybe they're taking a lunch break inside there!" -Rhinoblaster

"What's the matter, Ranger?" -Saliguana
"Shouldn't you be laying in a swamp somewhere?" -Adam

"Roses are red/Violets are blue/No girl in the world's/Gonna go out with you." -Bulk & Skull (to Tommy & Zack)
[Little while later, Bulk & Skull end up on the floor.]
"Roses are red." -Tommy
"Violets are blue." -Zack
"We sure can learn/Something from you/Not!" -Tommy & Zack

"Sir, your food's here." -Aurico
"What? Did I order something?" -Monster
"Yeah, a knuckle sandwich. *punch*" -Aurico

"We're not gonna let you do this!" -Kat
"Oh! Big words for someone in pink tights!" -Rito

"But Zordon, how? I mean, I thought Tommy's powers were gone for good." -Kimberly
"Not Tommy's. The Green Ranger's powers were gone for good!" -Alpha 5
"That is correct. However, Tommy has proven himself to be worthy and true. His courage, strength, and honor allowed us to choose him to be the new White Ranger. This time, his powers have been created by the light of goodness and can never be taken away by the forces of evil." -Zordon

"Ahh! After 10,000 years, I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!" -Rita Repulsa
"Alpha, Rita's escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude." -Zordon

"What do you want? Make it quick. You've got five seconds." -Ninjor
"Our leader Zordon sent us on a quest for new powers and Zords. Lord Zedd destroyed our old ones." -Tommy
"Time's up. What a lovely story. Don't let the door hit you on the way out." -Ninjor
"Wait, we're the Power Rangers!" -Rocky
"Which means... what?" -Ninjor
"Will you just listen? The world's in incredible danger!" -Adam
"*sing-song voice* Not my problem! Go away please." -Ninjor
"Come on guys, it's obvious this guy doesn't have a clue about kindness or decency." -Aisha
"I guess the legend of Ninjor really is a myth." -Adam
"I can't believe he's the one that created the Power Coins... what are we gonna do? The world's gonna be destroyed and we can't stop it because we don't have any powers." -Kimberly
"But we do - the knowledge of what's right and true. Lord Zedd can never destroy that." -Tommy
"You're right, Tommy. I guess we'll just have to do whatever we can." -Billy
"Ho, boy... wait a minute! Your hearts speak with truth. You have convinced me you do not seek this power out of greed. If the power of Ninjor lives within your souls, we've really got something here!" -Ninjor

"If you're like me, you can't be evil." -Tommy
"Let's face it - we all have our dark sides." -Tommy's Clone
"My dark side's faded with the Green Ranger's powers." -Tommy
"I am the Green Ranger! Only I'm more powerful than you, White Ranger." -Tommy's Clone

"Rita will rule the world! She'll enslave mankind! She'll destroy the Command Center again! She'll..." -Alpha 5
"Okay, okay, Alpha. We get your point." -Zack

"Hey, I thought you knew what you were doing!" -Tommy
"I do." -Saba
"Yeah? You sure could've fooled me." -Tommy

"You're not going to get away with this!" -Rocky
"What is it with you hero types? Always the same line!" -Rito

"Who are you?" -Adam
"I'm Scorpina, and I'm your worst nightmare!" -Scorpina

"You won't get away with this, Vile!" -Ninjor
"Why does everyone keep saying that to me? I am getting away with it." -Master Vile

"I'm not evil. I'm good." -Kat
"You're evil for as long as I say you are!" -Rita Repulsa

[Ninjor is resting in a jar.]
"That little twerp is the great Ninjor?" -Kimberly
"What a rude little girl you are." -Ninjor